It’s Sleepy Saturday, and we’ve reached the fourth and final post of the all week blog theme on my vacation (Here are parts 1, 2, and 3 in case you missed them). The end came so fast. I’m almost not ready to let it go. However, we must move on to other pastures. We cannot stand idly by as the world moves on. We must continue, we must rise, we must triumph!
So to mark the end of this beautiful theme on vacation, I give you pictures and movies from some of the best vacations ever had by man.
What a great vacation spot! Don’t you remember being on the road with your parents, seeing something on the side of the road, and having to stop and check it out? What better than a tipped over coal truck! Free futons and pillows to boot! Sweeeeeet.
The worst? Don’t you mean… the best? How can you put that label on sailing through the tropical ocean on a fucking dolphin!? Not only that, but the bitch in the front is like, “Hey, look! No hands” and shit. Just try and beat that. Try.
The age old tale of forgetting something incredibly important that you had to do while already on the vacation. This specific example would definitely call for the cancellation of said vacation and quick return back to Shanksville.
Last, but not least, we have this joyful bunch. Which one of you doesn’t know what this photo is of? I loathe you, by the way. For those who do, congratulations. Of course, it’s a photo of the Griswolds of National Lampoon’s Vacation fame; hands down the best vacationing family of all time. Proof:
Don’t fuck with Chevy Chase.
And that wraps up our week! I hope you enjoyed the vacation! Tune in next week for some brand new Madness!
Catch you later, folks!
I didn’t even see the overturned truck! I was busy focusing on the jackass on the phone at the beach. Really? You can’t put it down for 30 seconds?!
My favorite Clark Griswold freak out is in Christmas vacation… “and we’re going to have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby danced with Danny fucking Kaye!”
Haha, seriously. Don’t matter where, people gotz to use that phonz.
As for Clark Griswold freak outs, they’re all choice! hahahah.