Hello everyone, and happy Saturday! Typhoon rocking its way through Japan at the moment and I find myself right in the center. Fun! I’ll have more on that later this week, but I just want you all to know that maybe a little spies boyfriend had something to do with it. REVENGE!
In this edition of our weekly, too hung over to read a lot, blog posting, I would like to show you a simple video. Not just any other video, this video made me cry. Now a lot of you are saying, “That isn’t funny. What the fuck, Maxim?” Well, let me explain. This blog was founded on the principles of self-humilation and emasculation. If you don’t find emasculating me funny, there’s something wrong with you.
Normal people will look at this video, think its pretty corney, and that would be the end of it. Me on the other hand, have not been able to escape from the grasp of this video since they day I first saw it almost three years ago. It has burrowed into my heart and soul so deep, I dare say I may not be free of its grasp until the day I die. So do what you will, call me a bitch, a pussy, or any other slur about my manhood. I’m going to take it in stride, in fact I encourage it. And who knows, maybe it will pull at one of you cold bastard’s emotional heartstrings as well. Ok, so enough blabbering, here’s the video…
So that’s it. I cried like a baby. Even after all the countless viewings over all these years, when I watched that video again while writing this, tears came to my eyes. It’s some strange mix of Whitney Houston and lions that leaves me crawling for a tissue box. Again, I know some of you are heartless sons of bitches with no souls, but I want those of you who cried while watching this to speak up and show themselves. Be a man for gods sake. We can console in each other. Cuddle session?
Anyway, enjoy your weekend. It’s Saturday, wooo!