As you probably know, Republicans and Democrats are hard at work trying to negotiate to raise to our nations debt ceiling. If they fail, they risk another economic meltdown similar to the one that occurred in 2008. Failure is not an option. These politicians are hard at work, meeting everyday to try and bridge the cap between their fundamental differences and beliefs. They’re working to save the American people. Needless to say, it is a very stressful situation for everyone involved. That being said, President Obama understands this, and has come up with a way for politicians to release their stress after intense negotiations. It’s called the Rainbow Room, and it has gained incredible popularity among politicians.
What actually happens inside the Rainbow Room however, has been the subject of intense scrutiny. We do know though, that it has gained so much popularity that it is beginning to affect the negotiations adversely. All members can think about is what happens after the meeting, so they can go to the rainbow room and do… whatever it is they do in there. President Obama was so distracted in one meeting, he lashed out at Representative Eric Cantor in frustration, and ended the meeting early. He could be heard after running through the halls of the White House screaming “Rainbow Room!!!”.
So what is the Rainbow Room? What we do know is the Rainbow Room is nothing like the other rooms of the white house, like the Blue Room, the Green Room, and the Red Room. We also know it was a secret project approved by President Obama right after he was sworn in, and only elected officials and White House staff are allowed to enter. No one has ever seen anything that goes on in the infamous Rainbow Room, until now. Through one of our secret White House insiders, we were able to acquire photos of an average night in the Rainbow Room. We warn you, some of these images are extremely graphic.
The photos give us more questions than answers, obviously. We will continue to investigate this “Rainbow Room”. We will make one observation though, it seems to be a place of incredible gayness.
-Maxim
Maxim's Madness 
Incredible gayness?
Tis only this lowly journalists opinion. Am I wrong? I do not withhold criticism.
I was kind stumped by that term it made me go this
Ahhhhhh. I love that face.
Bahaha! God bless America
@Sami – LOL! that picture.
I wouldn’t want to live in a country that didn’t have the Rainbow Room.
I was wondering about that…
Now you know! Kinda makes you wanna go into politics…
As a Brit, this clears up so much confusion I have harbored over you Americanians and your strange ways.
Also, Obama in the pimp/gay rapper outfit – made of win. Roffle.
Yeah, we’re confusing. But you got to respect a country that can pull off something like the Rainbow Room.
Man, Boehner is ripped. If the administration ever tries to tackle social security reform, I’m sure the President will be living in the Rainbow Room. Rainbow Rooooooom!!!
Even I can’t stop but run around my house screaming “rainbow room!!!!!!!!!”
Thanks for stopping by http://www.dadtheidiot.com, glad you liked it. Also, thanks for the post. I always tell my children that the best way succeed in the world is to use your mind. Now I will remind them that a little booty-shaking doesn’t hurt either.
It never hurts! Get them to booty shaking lessons immediately!
Dude, where do you come up with this stuff?
You lived with me for months and you never realized I was a little strange?
That I did realize….
But, with that said…. so am I….. so I guess I know where all of this comes from.
This is awesome, it made me giggle profusely. Now I do giggle a lot, but I am uber joyful because you made me remember this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI
Ah, that video. It’s just evidence that some form of Rainbow Room has been in existence for who knows how long… GAY BAR! WOOO!